In the frozen fjords, in the mists of time, the evil Viking Smut rules with an iron oar.

With his Viking followers he enjoys a life of war, pillage and scandalous disregard for hygiene.

Enter the indomitable, coarse Dame Dustpan, the wicked, smelly Helga Forkbeard, would-be hero Prince Svein the Vain, the dubiously named heroine Radish, the Valkyrie Stuka and – most terrifying of all – 3 tear-away children Tum, Dickon and Harald.
Innuendo, hilarity and havoc reign.

This pantomime breaks every tradition – it’s not even at Christmas!!